Three weeks into marriage

Thus far, marital bliss in our little two bedroom, one bathroom apartment has been downright blissful.

Except for the occasions on which my need to hop in the shower and Mike’s need to empty his small intestine coincide.

Sad, but true

Yup, I definitely tried to bribe my new coworkers into liking me yesterday by sharing my Gummi Bears.

It’s amazing how much the rest of life is just like fourth grade.